Old School vs New Age

...... JL - The old school ones are...
NM - A rocket in your bumhole?
JL - What!?!?
AD - Just like what you do on a normal Saturday night....

...... JL - Well, it is a very erogenous zone.


Take it how you want to.

Not sure how to interpret that....

"they're like markers. i want to marry them"


"I can't stop myself from pulling it out every night after work."

Convos between a WBF/WGF

WGF: He's letting me have his meat.........I fit all of your meat in my mouth.

WGF: I think my chair is wet.
WBF: You can sit on my lap. But that might get wet later too.

WGF: So are you going to be mad if I invited someone?
WBF: I mean if it was some dude i might have to wrestle him to assert my dominance but tall, beautiful blond is no problem at all

The Fluffernutter.....

Some things should never be said at work....and then some things should never be said at all. Below is a collection of things that have been said at my job. Some of course were taken out of context and others, well, you sort of had to be there.

• As always, common sense must prevail.
• I'll find out how good you are on Friday.
• I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
• Why does everyone always get bummed whenever I bring up the Holocaust?
• Which part of the dinosaur do I click with?
• I'm still fighting for my head room.
• You put the carrot in front of the horse, not behind it.
• What a bunch of Dorito eaters.
• That's a tea packet, right?
• If you give them Snakes on a Plane they don't have to smoke meth.
• -Who's following you? -Chris?