Convos between a WBF/WGF

WGF: He's letting me have his meat.........I fit all of your meat in my mouth.

WGF: I think my chair is wet.
WBF: You can sit on my lap. But that might get wet later too.

WGF: So are you going to be mad if I invited someone?
WBF: I mean if it was some dude i might have to wrestle him to assert my dominance but tall, beautiful blond is no problem at all