Phone actress

I just finished a book, to remain nameless due to its embarrassing content, and no it's not dirty. It's just....girly. But in it, three women become phone sex operators. Which they call phone actresses. The book makes it sound incredibly easy to do this and get rich off it. I'm wondering, if A. this could really happen? Could it be that easy? and 2. Could you get rich off of giving men "pleasure" over the phone?

I'm not seriously pondering this as a career move, but who doesn't want to supplement their income with a little extra dough if all you have to say is "oh", "yeah", and "give it to me baby" occasionally while guys indulge in their ultimate fantasy: anonymous sex with no strings, except for the phone cord of course.

Maybe a career change is in order. I'll keep you posted.

Convos between a WBF/WGF

WGF: He's letting me have his meat.........I fit all of your meat in my mouth.

WGF: I think my chair is wet.
WBF: You can sit on my lap. But that might get wet later too.

WGF: So are you going to be mad if I invited someone?
WBF: I mean if it was some dude i might have to wrestle him to assert my dominance but tall, beautiful blond is no problem at all

The Fluffernutter.....

Some things should never be said at work....and then some things should never be said at all. Below is a collection of things that have been said at my job. Some of course were taken out of context and others, well, you sort of had to be there.

• As always, common sense must prevail.
• I'll find out how good you are on Friday.
• I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
• Why does everyone always get bummed whenever I bring up the Holocaust?
• Which part of the dinosaur do I click with?
• I'm still fighting for my head room.
• You put the carrot in front of the horse, not behind it.
• What a bunch of Dorito eaters.
• That's a tea packet, right?
• If you give them Snakes on a Plane they don't have to smoke meth.
• -Who's following you? -Chris?