The Fluffernutter.....

Some things should never be said at work....and then some things should never be said at all. Below is a collection of things that have been said at my job. Some of course were taken out of context and others, well, you sort of had to be there.

• As always, common sense must prevail.
• I'll find out how good you are on Friday.
• I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
• Why does everyone always get bummed whenever I bring up the Holocaust?
• Which part of the dinosaur do I click with?
• I'm still fighting for my head room.
• You put the carrot in front of the horse, not behind it.
• What a bunch of Dorito eaters.
• That's a tea packet, right?
• If you give them Snakes on a Plane they don't have to smoke meth.
• -Who's following you? -Chris?